salternates:

sometimes i stay up an extra hour after finishing something so i can email it to my client at 6AM instead of 5AM, which is the difference between being an early bird and a human disaster.

Oct 19 7:26 with 139 notes
thats actually a pretty shitty idea but thanks for trying
― me in every group project (via trust)

(Source: exgf)


Oct 18 20:46 with 261,191 notes

billy-pilgrims:

[writes paper] this doesnt make any sense [prints it] [doesn’t proofread] [hands it in for a grade]

Oct 18 20:46 with 500,857 notes
eh whatever it’ll be fine
― me right before making a horrible decision (via askinnyblackman)

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Oct 18 6:17 with 55,139 notes
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