how do you lose weight by tomorrow

Aug 20 4:41 with 194,124 notes

l4brys:

i wont rest until ive complained about everything

Aug 20 4:40 with 593,930 notes

sexualremarks:

WHY DO PARENTS ALWAYS RUIN YOUR DAY AND THEN ACT LIKE THEY DIDNT RUIN YOUR DAY AND WONDER WHY YOURE IN A BAD MOOD

Aug 20 4:37 with 489,889 notes

captors0llux:

growing up is watching your younger sibling get taller and taller until they finally surpass you until you’re left a diminished pride and  memories of when you were the supreme sibling

(Source: peterthestarcatcher)

Aug 15 2:20 with 70,057 notes

bombing:

fun drinking game: take a shot of water every couple hours to make sure you’re healthy and hydrated

Aug 12 0:48 with 480,832 notes

endocrines2:

*drinks vodka* *gags* “ugh I hate vodka” *drinks vodka*

(Source: endocrines2014)

Aug 11 6:13 with 148,351 notes

gorilllas:

@myself what the fuck are you doing

Aug 11 6:04 with 217,475 notes
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